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Monday, October 30, 2006

Celebrities' Blogs

You would like to know what is going on in the minds of the celebrities..be it malaysian, singaporean or bollywood and hollywood princes and princesses? Check out their personal blogs. Some of them are very open and direct i.e. blunt about what they see and feel about their ex-boyfriend, undies and steamy thots. Itching to go their blogs? Don't say I have not warned you!

Daphne Iking (NTV7 everyone's fav) http://www.freyja6.blogspot.com
Zach Braff (Scrubs) http://www.zachbraff.com
Afdlin Shauki http://afdlinshauki.blogspot.com (very candid and funny)
Yasmin Ahmad http://yasminthestoryteller.blogspot.com/

Sunday, October 29, 2006

How to Score with a Woman?

Check out this video clip. I am sure you will be as stunned as me..

Thursday, October 12, 2006

Videoklip Pergaduhan Lisdawati & Rita Rudaini (18SG)

Really a real catfight. I know this is something that happened long time ago and has even come off the gossip headlines. But how many of you have seen the clip? Please stand up ;-D..Someone tries to calm both down but the fighting continues until certain point..amazing..You be the judge..Download the video of the catfight here...
http://rapidshare.de/files/36434126/rita.asf.html Have fun!

Wednesday, October 11, 2006

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Tak Pernahkah Anda Terfikir Sekreatif ini?





Hari ini, http://www.creative-fingers.com mendedahkan rahsia keindahan kreativinya yang unik dan menjadi idaman para golongan upperclass di Malaysia..Banyak barangan keluarannya yang boleh diubahsuai untuk mengikut citarasa anda (customised) sama ada sticker dengan gambar anda dan pasangan atau tulisan kreatif bermotifkan zaman kegemilangan melayu yang dahulu..Saya bukan cakap kosong sahaja..sila perhatikan di atas apa yang saya maksudkan. Sesuai untuk tema perkahwinan yang tradisional.

Angkasawan Malaysia dan Girlfriendnya?


Amboi-amboi..haha..sejenak saya tersenyum bila seorang rakan mengirimkan gambar angkasawan malaysia dengan teman wanitanya..ia ke atau saja peminat tangkap gambar dengannya..amboi-amboi budak2 sekarang nie..walau bagaimanapun macam manalah tak ramai peminat muka pun hensem..tapi saya tak relaa..owh pullez hehe.. kalau macam nie bulan2 kat angkasa nanti pun boleh jatuh hati..haha...

Thursday, October 05, 2006

Kali ini saya ingin menulis mengenai wanita. Banyak kali kita baca mengenai tips-tips lelaki untuk memikat perempuan. Tetapi pada kali ini saya akan ketengahkan tips-tips memikat lelaki bagi kaum hawa. Artikel dipetik dari SeductionGenie.com oleh Amy Waterman.

They're extremely important keys to master. If you can master these five rules, you'll find yourself getting much more positive male attention:

1. Rule #1: You don't need him (Jual Mahal).
Desperation is the single biggest turn-off for men. You know howyou react when a guy acts desperate to get a girl, ANY girl. Youprobably think he's pretty pathetic, right? Unfortunately, eventhough we can see desperation easily in others, it's a bit harderto see in ourselves.
One of the biggest traps women make for themselves is vowing thatthey'll be married or have kids by a certain age. As they approachthat age, they start feeling more and more anxious. They'll dateguys that previously they wouldn't have even considered as marriagematerial, simply because they want ANY man. Some men even avoiddating women in their thirties because of the perception that thesewomen must hearing the ticking of their biological clock!
Whatever age you are, make sure he knows that you're not an easyscore. You're an independent women with discerning tastes, andyou'll pick the guy who is right for you rather than the first guywho asks you out. It is extremely important for a man to know thatyou are with him because you want to be with him--not because youneed any red-blooded male that fits the bill.
Many women think that their lives won't be complete without men.They need men to keep from being alone. This is a form ofemotional neediness that is extremely damaging. Men don't want tobe women's heroes; they want to be accepted for who they are. As aresult, men prefer women who are content and happy whether or notthey're with someone. These women will complement a man's liferather than create extra emotional burdens.
A final word on neediness. There's a huge difference between awoman who needs a man in a way that makes him feel more manly (suchas needing him for sex or to change a lightbulb) and a woman whoneeds a man emotionally or to father her children. Men DO appreciateit when women admit how much they need his strong arms,capable hands, and remote-control expertise.

2. Rule #2: Keep your standards high.
Men distinguish pretty harshly between women who are classy andwomen who aren't. Although it may be tempting to say "yes" to thefirst guy who asks you out, you should set down certain criteriafor yourself that must be met before you'll go out with a guy. Asample criteria list might include the following:
- Opens doors for me. - Pays for meals. - Treats me with respect. - Doesn't curse in my presence. - Never makes lewd or obscene jokes. - Does not touch me inappropriately.
If you enforce those rules by telling a guy to clean up his mouthor he'll be talking to your hot ass as you're walking away, he'llrespect you for it. If you accept being treated like a doormat, hewon't respect you. He won't respect you if you try to act like oneof the guys, a good-time girl, or so laid-back that he can runright over you. He wants to treat you like a lady, so give him theopportunity.

3. Rule #3: Make a man feel good about himself.
Guys love being around women who make them feel good. These womenadmire their man's competence, look good on his arm, and make surethat his friends are envious. They save their praise for themoments when it really matters, realize that their appearancereflects on their man's status, and give him reasons to boast whenhe's around his buddies.
If you follow Rule #2, you will always date men who meet your standards. You should always admire and respect the men you date(if you don't, you may be guilty of NOT following Rule #1--in otherwords, dating a guy you don't really like because you're afraid ofbeing alone!). So, this rule should be easy to follow!
When a woman admires a man, it shows. She brags about him to herfriends, never says negative things about him in public, and gazesproudly at him as he explains his latest accomplishment. She wantsto touch him, wants to hear what he's doing, and wants to look herbest for him. Yet she also preserves her independence and thosequalities that make her unique.
Just remember: there's a difference between a proud woman on aman's arm and a puppydog who gazes adoringly up at a man. Don't bethe latter.

4. Rule #4: Believe you're irresistibly sexy.
This is the second most important technique that you can use tobecome irresistibly attractive to men. You may think that sexywomen have perfect figures, designer clothes, and expensive makeup. Although it is true that these things help, you can become sexyjust as you are. All you have to do is think sexy.
That's right. Think sexy, talk sexy, read sexy, visualize sexy.Get in touch with your inner sex goddess or red-hot vixen. Pamperyourself with sensual fabrics, fragrances, and foods. Buy someerotic books, videos, lingerie, or toys. Imagine that hot guy infront of you on the bus naked, or browse a calendar of hunkypin-ups. Make exploring your own sensuality a priority. And theresults will amaze you.
The more you get in touch with your sexy, sensual side, the moreyou will emit sexy vibes. You'll more comfortable with expressingyour sexuality and lose inhibitions. Nothing is sexier than awoman who is in touch with her own sexual gifts. As a result, menwill be instinctively attracted to you and not know why. The bestpart is: even the most plain-looking woman can become a sex vixenusing this technique!

5. Rule #5: Be approachable.
This is the Number One rule for attracting men. Seem too easy?Let me ask you: what is the Number One thing that keeps men backfrom approaching women? The answer is simple: fear of rejection.Being approachable show a man in every way possible that you aren'tgoing to reject him out of hand. This means that out of all thewomen in the room, you're the one he's going to approach!
To be approachable, it's actually BEST if you're not devastatinglybeautiful. Extremely beautiful women may be visually admired byevery guy in the room, but few men have the courage to approach awoman who looks like a model simply because they're sure that theywill be rejected. Good-looking girls who don't look intimidatinghave a much greater chance of being approached.
A woman who is approachable is relaxed. She's not in a hurry,she's having a good time, and her body language is open. She maybe smiling or looking around, open to catching someone's eye. Shelooks friendly and fun. If a guy catches her eye or gives her asmile, she smiles back. If he starts a conversation, she repliesgamely. She makes it easy for the guy in every way, and as aresult he's not simply grateful--he's interested in knowing moreabout her.
You'll learn even more about attracting men in my book, theSeduction Genie. You'll learn what colors attract men, why wearingskirts is so important, and exactly what you can do to maximizeyour chances of being approached by a man. You'll learn the bestways to start a conversation with a man, the danger of playing hardto get, and why a guy will want to see you again.

Sunday, October 01, 2006

Zana adik Haliza Misbun Kahwin dengan Awie?


Betul ke? atau cerita kosong? wallahu a'llam..dipendekkan cerita inilah gambar zana yang digembar-gemburkan berkahwin dengan Awie..

Hattan & Faradhiya dah nak kahwin?


Hattan - Farah Dhiya tak berkawan kosong Oleh Nor Fadzilah Baharudin PASANGAN ini sudah beberapa kali dilihat bersama pada beberapa majlis. Mereka bukan sahaja datang bersama, malahan pakaian juga selalunya sedondon. Biarpun dikatakan bercinta tetapi Hattan, 40 dan Farah Dhiya, 22, tidak pernah mahu mengakui keintiman mereka secara terus terang. Mungkin masing-masing ingin membiarkan khalayak membuat tekaan sendiri mengenai hubungan mereka. Ketika menghadiri rakaman Cit Cat Raya Azwan Ali di Hulu Langat, Selangor baru-baru ini, Hattan dan Farah Dhiya datang bersama sekali lagi. Malah sepanjang berada di lokasi, mereka kelihatan begitu mesra dan saling bergurau senda. Jurugambar Mega sempat merakamkan kemesraan pasangan ini secara kandid. Kalau sudah semesra itu, apakah mereka masih tidak mengaku bercinta? “Terpulang pada penilaian anda? Tapi saya mengakui saya memang senang berkawan dengan dia,” jelas Farah Dhiya tatkala diusik mengenai kemesraannya dengan Hattan. Biarpun jarak usia mereka agak jauh namun gadis kacukan British-Melayu itu nampaknya rela menerima Hattan yang merupakan duda anak satu. Agaknya Farah Dhiya lebih menyenangi lelaki matang! Namun apakah mungkin hubungan ini direstui keluarga Farah Dhiya? “Famili saya kenal semua kawan saya. Asalkan saya happy, keluarga tak kisah,” akui Farah Dhiya. Apa pula kata Hattan? “Saya tak berkawan kosong dengan Farah Dhiya. Saya tak nak buang masa. Saya tak main-main dengan Farah Dhiya. Kalau ada rezeki ke arah itu, okey sebab saya ikhlas dengan dia. Anak saya pun boleh terima dia.”

Thank you Rafi..

Hii I am back..missed my terawih tonite..haha..anyway..received an sms from Rafi of MagicClickers a few days ago and he wished to upgrade his listing status to Pakej Mutiara, up in the photography league. This puts him on the same page as Kid Chan, Azim, Ariff Thani and Adan..and all other well-known professional photograpers in malaysia.. Rafi u still don't know him is a well-loved wedding photographer who had made many couples smile long after their weddings. Rafi's work is a work of art.Go check out his newly launched website at http://www.magicclickers.com This is way way much better than his last one. More professional looking. Those interested in his service may call his h/p at +6 012-6774777. He also has MOF licence to allow him to carry out photography for government agencies. Sempena dengan pelancaran websitenya yang terbaru, Rafi menawarkan diskaun terhadap pakej-pakej fotografinya. Sila quote "Syokkahwin.com" semasa membuat penempahan.Dalam emailnya kepada saya, Rafi dengan bangganya mengatakan bahawa dia baru sahaja menerima confirmed order dari pelanggan yang mengenalinya menerusi website Syokkahwin.com.. Thank God..Alhamdullilah..All of the hardwork in promoting Syokkahwin.com photographers...Semuanya berhasil juga...Dun worri Rafi, dengan usaha promosi dan pengiklanan laman web ini serta usaha-usaha search engine optimisation yang dijalankan oleh Team SyokMedia, kami berharap traffic ke laman ini akan meningkat dan harapnya bertambahlah lagi business semua pengiklan di laman Syokkahwin.com ini..

Hebatnya..Digital Syndicate

I had the pleasure of dealing with Dalila from Digital Syndicate a few days back..She's one wonderful person and very animated in describing her photography business. The package that they come up with is very reasonable. Just imagine, you not have your photo's taken in a photojournalistic style but also a video/montage thrown in.Could u imagine? Just check out this slideshow sample from Digital Syndicate Photography..Wonderful and very touching..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCMFZp1C3cI If anyone interested with her service, feel free to call 0193942295 or chat on YM with her at amoibunga@yahoo.com.. Digital Syndicate terdiri dari 3 orang anak muda yang agak berpengalaman dalam bidang fotografi tetapi baru bergiat secara serius dalam bidang komersial penggambaran perkahwinan. Namun kualiti dan penampilan susunatur objeknya boleh dipuji..Teruskan usaha ya Dalila dan Geng!